![]() ![]() * HUCKABEE TALKS TO BABIES - 300 BABIES OF ALL COLORS IN A ROW + MIKE HUCKABEE = CAMPAIGN EVENT OF THE SEASON. HE WILL BE AVAILABLE AFTER HIS COMMENTS TO HUG A BITCH. * HUCKASTOP - MIKE HUCKABEE WILL BE STOPPING TO CHAT WITH VOTERS AT D'ARTAGNAN'S CORINTHIAN BUBBLE DINER IN CORNHOUSE, VA FROM 8:00 TO 9:00 PM. HE WILL BE THERE FROM 7:00 PM TO 6:30 PM. HE HAS SOME COMMENTS ABOUT GAYS AND A JOKE ABOUT EATING A FRITTER. * HUCKASTOP - CATCH FORMER GOVERNOR HUCKABEE AT THE SAINT BATTROID'S CHURCH OF THE SOLIPSISTIC REDEEMER. Huckalerts: Hi! Huckalerts is your source for Mike Huckabee information and updates. What follows is his final battle with Huckalerts. I sent him approximately 30 Huckalerts over the course of those two weeks and many were received without comment from Jared. This prank represents the culmination of more than two weeks of harassing instant messages in which I impersonated a fictional Huckabee campaign update service called "Huckalerts". Naturally, I love Mike Huckabee, and when I learned an acquaintance of mine by the name of Jared was an honest-to-god Huckabee supporter I felt the need to prank him. He and his unspeaking wife, who looks perpetually startled, have raised a family of extremely large sons known for their largeness and propensity for torturing stray dogs. The long shot Republican Presidential candidate and former Arkansas Governor is an unrepentant hillbilly who brags about cooking squirrels in popcorn poppers. It's hard to imagine a man less-suited to wear the mantle of President of the United States of America than Mike Huckabee.
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